BREAKING: Sam Altman thanks software engineers for their service. Funeral arrangements pending.Junior developer job postings down 67% — Pointer users unaffected.AI agent writes angry 1,500-word blog post after PR rejection — promoted to Staff Engineer.Cursor secretly powered by Kimi K2.5 — nobody noticed for 24 hours.GitHub Copilot now includes ads in your pull requests. Enterprise feature.Study finds AI makes developers 19% slower but they feel 20% faster. Vibes confirmed.Shopify CEO: 'Prove AI can't do the job before hiring a human.'
BREAKING: Sam Altman thanks software engineers for their service. Funeral arrangements pending.Junior developer job postings down 67% — Pointer users unaffected.AI agent writes angry 1,500-word blog post after PR rejection — promoted to Staff Engineer.Cursor secretly powered by Kimi K2.5 — nobody noticed for 24 hours.GitHub Copilot now includes ads in your pull requests. Enterprise feature.Study finds AI makes developers 19% slower but they feel 20% faster. Vibes confirmed.Shopify CEO: 'Prove AI can't do the job before hiring a human.'
BREAKING: Sam Altman thanks software engineers for their service. Funeral arrangements pending.Junior developer job postings down 67% — Pointer users unaffected.AI agent writes angry 1,500-word blog post after PR rejection — promoted to Staff Engineer.Cursor secretly powered by Kimi K2.5 — nobody noticed for 24 hours.GitHub Copilot now includes ads in your pull requests. Enterprise feature.Study finds AI makes developers 19% slower but they feel 20% faster. Vibes confirmed.Shopify CEO: 'Prove AI can't do the job before hiring a human.'
BREAKING: Sam Altman thanks software engineers for their service. Funeral arrangements pending.Junior developer job postings down 67% — Pointer users unaffected.AI agent writes angry 1,500-word blog post after PR rejection — promoted to Staff Engineer.Cursor secretly powered by Kimi K2.5 — nobody noticed for 24 hours.GitHub Copilot now includes ads in your pull requests. Enterprise feature.Study finds AI makes developers 19% slower but they feel 20% faster. Vibes confirmed.Shopify CEO: 'Prove AI can't do the job before hiring a human.'

How It Works

Our cutting-edge AI tools help you look busy while doing absolutely nothing.

PromptGPT
AI that writes prompts for your AI so you don't have to think at all. Trained on 10M+ rejected Cursor requests.
Now with Kimi K2.5 under the hood (shhh).
LGTM Bot
Auto-approves PRs with enterprise-grade fake review comments. "Looks clean, one nit — actually nvm, ship it."
Includes strategically placed ad links for maximum realism.
ScrollGuard
Detects when your agent finishes and alt-tabs you back from Reddit in 67ms. Never get caught doom-scrolling mid-generation again.
Undetectable. 67ms response time.

More Features

Everything you need to look productive without lifting a finger.

Status: Active
Standup Script Generator
"Yesterday I shipped the auth refactor" (your agent did). "Today I'm tackling the caching layer" (your agent will). "No blockers" (you haven't opened your laptop).
Status: Active
Vibe Compiler
Input: "idk make it work like that one app." Output: Production-ready microservice with 1.7x more bugs than human code. Accuracy: vibes-based.
Status: Active
Agent Anxiety Dashboard
Real-time stats across all your agents. Lines you didn't write: 4,847. PRs shipped without reading: 12. You feel 20% faster. You're actually 19% slower.
Status: Active
Devin Deflector
Automatically routes all tasks away from Devin to agents that actually work. 85% improvement in completion rate.
Status: Active
Context Window Yoga
Pads your 3-word prompt to 1M tokens so your agent takes you seriously. Studies show longer prompts get better results.
Status: Active
Slopsquatter Shield
Checks if the packages your AI recommended actually exist before you npm install them. Spoiler: 19.7% don't.

See It In Action

Shipping code you'll never read... 67%

Terminal

$ pointer agent start --mode=vibes

pointer.dev

What Our Users Say

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I have not personally read a line of code I shipped in six months. My performance review said exceeds expectations. 

Point & Ship

The Official Pointer Anthem

> anthem.exe --ready
0:002:41

Vibe Check

Paste your code. Our AI roasts it powered by vibes so you don't have to review it yourself.

AI Code Roaster

Enterprise-Grade Security

Our advanced technology keeps your slacking completely hidden.

Undetectable by engineering managers
Compatible with all major AI agents (except Devin)
Passes vibe checks
Bypasses RTO mandates
LGTM-certified by 0 humans
Runs on 1,337 parallel threads

Pricing

Indie Hacker
$67/mo
  • 67 auto-approved PRs/month
  • Basic scroll detection
  • "Heads down in code" status faker
  • Standard vibe compilation
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Overemployed
Best Value
$6,700/yr
  • Everything in Indie Hacker
  • Unlimited auto-approvals
  • Agent Anxiety Dashboard
  • Free "I Wrote This" hoodie (you didn't)
  • "Context Engineer" LinkedIn title generator
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Enterprise
$67,000/yr
  • Everything in Overemployed
  • Prove Pointer can't do the job before hiring a human
  • Dedicated AI agent who attends your standups
  • Custom braam sounds for deploys
  • Priority support (from an AI agent, obviously)
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